words of wisdom from the whiz

cleavage (n.) – the area between a woman’s breasts, esp. when revealed by a low-cut neckline.
Today I spent my lunch hour on volunteer cleavage patrol. My friend has a beautiful dress that she is worried about wearing to a wedding. She thinks it might show too much. So we went to her house where she modeled it for me. My thoughts 1) if you got it, you might as well flaunt it (no one’s getting any younger) 2) if you have to ask if it shows too much – you’re probably ok. The ones that don’t ask are really the ones to watch out for. Or maybe those ones are asking ‘does it show enough’?

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